What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail?
A Bloody Mary.
Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
Come witch me to the party.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What job on a construction site is best suited to a skeleton?
Cranium operator.
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Zombies are dead but they live with it.
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
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