Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What did the zombie get when she was late to dinner?
The cold shoulder.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
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