What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
What did the zombie pour on her dinner?
Grave-y.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
What job on a construction site is best suited to a skeleton?
Cranium operator.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
What do you call a lineup of food with lots of garlicky dishes?
Buffet the Vampire Slayer!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
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