What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why did the zombie stop teaching?
He only had one pupil!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
Werewolves love their fast food.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant’s finger.
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
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