Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why are vampire families always so close knit?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
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