What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
An Indonesian Giant stubbed his foot on a volcano...
- Did he Krakatoa?
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
There's a group of girls that love vampires at my school. I really want to join their fang club.
What was it like to fight Medusa?
- At first I was afraid, then I was petrified...
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
What do zombies say to their sweethearts?
- I chew-s you.
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