What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Did you hear about the vampire who tortured his victims with music?
His Bach was worse than his bite.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
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