How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What do you call a mythical being working in a smoothie store?
Mejuicea.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
What do zombies say to their sweethearts?
- I chew-s you.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
- Will you marrow me?
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do skeletons hate the most about the wind?
Nothing. It goes right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
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