When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
His jokes were too funny to handle.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn't his type.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
A monster terrorized a village.
He kept doing it ogre and ogre again...
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
What do you call a communist vampire?
A red blood count.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?
A dead ringer.
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