Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why is Frankenstein’s monster so popular?
He’s a real people person.
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Where do vampires eat their lunch?
At the casketeria.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail?
A Bloody Mary.
What did the zombie boss say to the zombie employee?
- Don’t miss the undeadline!
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on the shoulders of two vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
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