What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What is a zombie’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Did you hear about the skeleton who dropped out of medical school?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Did you hear that the list of famous vampires had a startling omission?
They forgot to Count Dracula!
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
What tree monster prowls the forest?
Frankenpine.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
Dracula is vegan, he can't take any risks. One stake could kill him.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
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