What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
What do you call a one-inch zombie?
Tomb thumb!
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Please stop making jokes about little people
How would you feel if a bunch of giants made jokes about you?
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
How do you know if you are dealing with a smart zombie?
They are wearing helmets!
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?
Take skelfies.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
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