"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
For the free charge.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Tne thing you won't catch a vampire ordering in a restaurant is a stake sandwich.
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
The vampires were in a mood, so I thought I'd do something to cheer them up. They were over the moon that I re-vamped their castle.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Come witch me to the party.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
What do you get when you cross a strict school teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What is the fear of giants called?
Fee-fi-phobia
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
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