What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
You can't ever get the attention of a vampire on Halloween. They're way too busy looking for their necks victim.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
- Give me your heads!!
What kind of TV does a skeleton watch?
A skelevision.
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Shrek isn't bad, but he's not that great either. I guess you could say he's medi-ogre.
Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Two skeletons are talking in a bar.
Skeleton 1: "Are you going to the funeral tomorrow?"
Skeleton 2: “Of corpse I am.”
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?
Take skelfies.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
Why do vampires eat lentils?
Because they are so into pulses.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?
To see the boogie man.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
Bonely.
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?
Lazy bones.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
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