Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
What do bony people use to get into their homes?
A skeleton key.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
- Will you marrow me?
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Why did the zombie bite off the comedian's hands?
His jokes were too funny to handle.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
How are zombies like computers?
They use mega-bites!
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
Why did the vampire refuse to eat his eggs?
Because they were sunny side up!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
"If you want to pass this point alive, you must answer my riddle: What goes on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and on three legs in the evening?" the Sphinx asked.
Oedipus pondered for a moment, "Probably one of those new Pokemones," he finally replied. "There is like 600 of them.
"Fair enough man," spoke the Sphinx. "I can't reasonably expect you to remember all their names. You may pass."
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real?
They were bone-afide.
What is a skeleton’s favorite thing to do with their cell phone?
Take skelfies.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What does a skeleton use to cut through objects?
A shoulder blade.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
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