What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
Judging by the sounds, there’s an ogre staying in the hotel room above me.
Hopefully he shreks out tomorrow.
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half horse half human doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
How are zombies like computers?
They use mega-bites!
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
People say Frankenstein’s monster had a temper…
But actually he was surprisingly level-headed.
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why don’t people like grumpy vampires?
Because they have bat tempers.
The troll told his girlfriend that he was head ogre heels for her.
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