How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?
Because everyone was a goblin.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?
Lazy bones.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
What do you call an ogre in an accident?
A car Shrek.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul bladder removed.
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What does a heartbroken zombie say?
- I just want zombodie to love.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
Because he had a bone to pick.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
How did Poseidon greet the sea monster?
- Hey buddy, what's kraken?
Two skeletons are talking in a bar.
Skeleton 1: "Are you going to the funeral tomorrow?"
Skeleton 2: “Of corpse I am.”
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
How can you tell that vampires love baseball?
They turn into bats every night.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
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