What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
What did the Turkey wear on Halloween?
He was a goblin.
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Why do zombies speak Latin?
It’s a dead language.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone.
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
How did the skeletons make s’mores when they went camping?
They made them on the bone-fire.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
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