How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
Why do vampires eat lentils?
Because they are so into pulses.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Quackula.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did the skeleton have to testify in court?
Because he was a body of evidence.
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Where does a Portuguese skeleton live?
Lis-bone
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Witch you were here.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
I knew a vampire who became a poet.
He went from bat to verse.
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- Bone Appetit!
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
Who is Medusa’s cheesy cousin?
Gorgon Zola
What did the zombie boss say to the zombie employee?
- Don’t miss the undeadline!
What happened when Frankenstein’s monster first met his girlfriend?
It was love at first fright.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
What did Dracula say to the priest who visited his castle?
Don’t you ever cross me!
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn't his type.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
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