What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
Come witch me to the party.
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
Why did the skeletons form a rock band?
They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What would you call an ogre who can write and recite poetry??
Shrekspeare.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What would you call a singer who's really scared of medusa?
A rockstar.
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Did you hear about the zombie who was expelled from school?
He kept buttering up his teacher!
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why do vampires eat lentils?
Because they are so into pulses.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Why do vampires always dress so nice?
Because they’re so vein!
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
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