What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
Why was Frankenstein’s monster always being arrested?
He was so easy to charge.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?
- Looks like you are running a femur.
How did the skeleton baker make bread?
He Knee-d it.
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
What do you call it when Dr. Frankenstein makes tea?
A monstrositea.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
What does the iron-deficient giant say?
- Fi fo fum.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What do you call the last skeleton on earth?
The end-o skeleton.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
Did you hear about the person who watched too many Shrek movies?
He ogre-dosed.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal-sized clippers?
Shear size.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
What did the zombie call the girl he was dating?
His ghoul-friend.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
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