The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why do trolls live under bridges?
To troll goats!
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why don’t vampire’s make good artists?
Because all they draw is blood.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
I was asked who my favorite vampire was. I said it was the Muppet from Sesame Street.
They said, he doesn't count!
I replied, "I can assure you, he does!"
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?
Driving the zam-boney.
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Where do vampire bats go to take out a loan?
To the blood bank.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What did the minotaur say to the real estate agent?
- Amazing.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
How do zombies introduce themselves?
- Pleased to eat you.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
What does it take to become a zombie?
Dead-ication.
What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show?
Bone-anza!
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
What’s a vampire’s favorite cocktail?
A Bloody Mary.
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
The mom to the naughty vampire said to him, “Watch your battitude, that is not how you talk to your elders.”
Why do some zombies only eat the rich?
They are in the mood for something gore-met.
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