What do you call a lie told by a skeleton?
A fibula.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
I feel like Medusa was in some rocky relationships.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What does a baby vampire say before going to bed?
- Turn on the dark, I’m scared of the light.
What kind of ghoul has the best hearing?
The eeriest!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
I love making new friends.
That’s why I studied under Dr. Frankenstein.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Did you hear about the vampire who tortured his victims with music?
His Bach was worse than his bite.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What did the giant say to Jack when he caught him sneaking around his castle?
"Have you bean stalking me?"
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
Where do bad jokes about skeletons belong?
In the skelebin.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?
Driving the zam-boney.
What kind of pet fish did the skeleton have?
A bonefish.
What kind of birds do skeletons like?
Sea skulls.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
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