A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference