Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!