I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
The comedian ghost had everyone in stitches - he was dead funny.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.