I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
How does a Ghost say good-bye? - I can’t wait to seance you again.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
How do ghosts wash their hair? Sham-boo.
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.