The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What's a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.