Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
Why did the Ghosts win the soccer match? They scored more Ghouls.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
When the ghost went to a fancy restaurant, he decided to wear a boo-tie.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
I found out yesterday that the Mexican dish ghosts like the most is a boo-ritto.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
What is a ghost’s favorite carnival ride? The rollerghoster.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.