Case in punt
[Food Spread] This is the line of scrumptiousness.
What must the Oregon football team do before each play?
Get all of their ducks in a row.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
The calm before the score
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
Here’s the game plan: [party details]
With salsa, cheese dip, and guac, our bowl game is hot.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
What do Walter Payton and Luke Skywalker have in common?
They both did great with a hand off!
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
Hope you’re wide open on [date].
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
What’s the difference between a punter and punster?
A punster gets his kicks with bad puns like these!
Did you hear about the Heisman Trophy candidate who falsified his rushing stats?
The yards were stacked in his favor!
Calm before the score
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Did you hear that Notre Dame gave up four interceptions last week?
Knute Rockne would turnover in his grave!
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
[Beer] This is my number one draft pick.
Staying humble thanks to that fumble
Why was the potato fired from his job at the football stadium?
He was a horrible commentater.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
Prepare to be bowled over.
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Why did the quarterback suddenly walk off the field?
The coach told him to take a hike!
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
Why did the kicker finally decide to marry his high school sweetheart?
She was a fair catch!
Don’t drop the ball – without you, the party will be incomplete.
Do you know why an octopus is so good at Football?
It gets ten tackles a play.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
All punts are highly intended
Why is Cinderella bad at football?
Because she’s always running away from the ball.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
o my friend Justin was late for the football game.
But that’s okay because he arrived Justin time for kickoff.
What do you call it when a football player suffers a career-ending injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony!
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Join us for plenty of play action.
Give me some pigskin
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.