Whats a bad flower pick-up line?
Lets put our tulips together?
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
How much does a flower love their friends?
Bunches.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing?
They have tulips.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
It was a bud omen.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.