What is a plug’s favorite chant at a sporting event?
CHARGE!!
I tried to help my wife with laundry by putting her underwear away.
But she got her panties in a bunch over it.
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
I went to a Church yard sale looking for a grill...
Unfortunately, they only had friars.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.
My wife asked if I knew how to turn on the dishwasher.
I told her I would some flirty compliments.
What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!
My wife told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!”...
so I turned on the closed captioning.
Where do light bulbs go shopping?
The outlet stores.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
I put some big, giant, large, massive, enormous, huge bread in the toaster.
I was making synonym toast.
Did you hear about the baker that accidentally backed into an open oven...?
His buns were toasted.
What did the black pepper say to his wife after coming out of the grinder?
"Don't worry. I'm fine."
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
Asked my boy to boil the kettle.
He said, "wouldn't it be better to boil some water?"
Who takes care of saunas?
Humid Resources.
Why was the teapot sitting in the corner?
It was having a pour attitude.
My blender is a bit forgetfull. It keep breaking the ice with me.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
I put some bread in the toaster this morning, but it never popped up again
I think it might be comatoast.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
I used to get so mad when my kitchen appliances leaked
now it's just water under the fridge
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”
Accidentally spilled frosting all over the freezer.
Going to leave it be though, since the freezer has an auto defrost feature.
Went to buy a new microwave. Salesperson asks me "what volume are you looking for?"
And I say "nothign too loud"
If you hit your head on a coffeemaker
Would it leave a brews?
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza in the oven
I guess I should have put it on aloha setting
Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? It was charged with battery.
How do you dry clothes on a line in winter?
You freeze dry them.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
Why did the freezer run away on its marriage?
It got cold feet
Even the heaviest chandelier is pretty light.
In the darkness, is where a flashlight really shines!
My TV hates the outside world.
Whenever it faces outside it just glares.
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
What do you call the art of Freezer meditation?
Fro-zen!
How did the charger get rich?
He made a killing in the shock market.
My Co-Worker came in today exhausted from staying up all night watching Television comedies...
She Satired.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV...
But Abu Dhabi Do!
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.
What did the lamp say to the flickering candle?
"Do you want to go out sometime soon?"
As a refrigerator technician, after a hard day on the job, I like to relax...
And chill out.
Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
Whoever named it a television ...
Should've called it a watching machine.
People find laundry therapeutic...
Because it takes a load off their mind.
What do you call a catholic toaster strudel?
A pope tart.
My dad wanted to teach me to fix the car but all I did was hold the flashlight.
I guess I'll never hold a candle to him.
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