A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
You know what's cool about chemistry?
Endothermic reactions.
It's getting hard to zinc of new science puns because so many of them argon.
What kind of bears dissolve in water?
Polar bears.
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
Why did the military use acid?
To neutralize the enemy base.
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
Books on helium are so hard to put down.
Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
Oxygen went on a date with potassium last night.
It went OK.
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
I keep making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Why did the acid go to the gym?
It wanted to become a buffer solution.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
Why don't they galvanize ships?
Because that would make them zinc.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
What type of fish do two sodium atoms make?
2Na.
Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
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