Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her.
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
How did the blond define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? Fear of utility bills.
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Funny chemistry puns always get a good reaction.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
What type of fish do two sodium atoms make?
2Na.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
I'm fascinated by water's gas form.
It mist-ifies me.
What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
Sorry, that was my fault.
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
You know what's cool about chemistry?
Endothermic reactions.
Oxygen went on a date with potassium last night.
It went OK.
Ah! The element of surprise.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Water-mole-ns
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"HeHe."
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
Did you check the news? There was a Radon the chemical store.
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
Why did the acid go to the gym?
It wanted to become a buffer solution.
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