I am out of chemistry jokes. I should zinc of a new one.
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
"HeHe."
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis
Oxygen went on a date with potassium last night.
It went OK.
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
Marsh-mole-ows
Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
CSI.
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
You know what's cool about chemistry?
Endothermic reactions.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
I can eat sugar with either hand, I'm ambidextrose.
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
Why couldn't the alpha helix say the alphabet?
Because it broke up every time it got to L-amino P.
What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
One molar solution.
What do you do with a sick chemist? You try to helium, and then you try to curium, but if all else fails, you gotta barium.
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
Mole-tiplication
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
Organic chemistry is really hard.
Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
Wanna hear a pun about gold? AU!
When hydrogen got arrested they told him he had one phone call.
He replied: "Call who? I don't have a family!"
If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up together, would they be alloys?
How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her.
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
What type of fish do two sodium atoms make?
2Na.
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
A chemistry lab is like a big party.
Some drop the acid while others drop the base.
An electrolyte and a solvent are talking in jail.
Solvent: What are you in for?
Electrolyte: A salt charge.
Who brings colorful eggs to chemist's kids every spring?
The Ether Bunny.
What do you call an acid with attitude?
A meano-acid.
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