Mole Puns

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Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?
One of his mole-ars
What did one mole say to the other?
We have great chemistry together.
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?
It's mole-itically incorrect.
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
What did the generous mole say when people crashed his party?
The mole the merrier
How rich is Avogadro?
He's a multi-mole-ionaire.
Why was there only one Avogadro?
When they made him, they broke the moled.
What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
What kind of test do chemistry students like best?
Mole-tiple choice
Why does Avogadro like Cindy Crawford?
She's his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
What are mammoles?
Four-legged ani-moles
What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A bunch of mole-asses
What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?
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