What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
Why is the left cerebral cortex always wrong?
Because it was never in the rgiht.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
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