happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
Where does a neuron keep its money?
In a brain bank.
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
Why are sponges and brains similar?
They both like to soak up "material"
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
I didn't want to have brain surgery but I had to.
I guess it changed my mind.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.
What is a myelinated neuron's favorite type of music?
Wrap music.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
What did the right hemisphere say to the left hemisphere when they could not agree on anything?
Let's split.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
Why were the axons bothered by myelin?
It was getting on their nerves.
How does the spinal cord hammer a nail into a wall?
With a series of spinal taps.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
What did the stimulus do to the neuron after they got married?
Carried it over the threshold.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
What does a zombie say as he squishes your brains between his fingers?
Got your knows.
How did the woman react when the doctor suggested she have a brain biopsy?
She gave him a piece of her mind.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
When is a synapse like a tree?
When it is pruned.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
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