If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
How did Cleopatra feel when she learned she was queen of Egypt?
She was in denial
Have you ever been to a marketplace in Egypt?
It's quite bazaar
My history textbook says that the pharoh of Egypt used slaves to build the pyramids.
Which is kind of weird considering he could've just used bricks or something.
How did architects earn a living in ancient Egypt?
Pyramid schemes
She broke up with me while we were swimming in Egypt
I'm still in de-Nile
Who was the most flatulent Pharaoh in all of old Egypt?
King Tootsarecommon.
What do you call a ruler of Egypt that hunts whales with a folding bed?
Futon Harpoon
Why was Cleopatra so in love with Egypt's ruler?
Pharaohmones
In ancient Egypt, how did insects communicate?
Pharaoh moans