Why are fish so smart Because they swim in schools!
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
Guy: Have you ever been fishing before? Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!
Where does a fish keep his money In the River Bank!
What do you call a small fish magician? A magic carpet
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse? The Codfather
If fish lived on land, in which country would they live? Finland.
Why are fisherman so stingy?
Their jobs make them sel-fish!
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!
What do you call a Sith Lord who likes to go fishing? Darth Wader.
What did the fishermen say to the fish that swam away? "You bass-tard!"
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall "Dam!"
What do you call a fish whith a car? A carfish!
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
What did one hillbilly say to another? I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife. Best trade I ever made.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano? You can't tuna fish.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
What does the pope eat during lent? Holy mackerel!
Why can't you tell a joke while ice fishing? Because it'll crack you up!.
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
Where does a fisherman go to get his hair cut?
The fisherman goes to a bobber shop!
What did the magician say to the fisherman?
"Pick a cod, any cod."
What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish!
What is the fastest fish in the water? A motopike
Where do fish sleep? In a river bed
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