"Sip, sip hooray."
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
"Back that glass up."
You’re wine in a million.
"Adulting makes me wine."
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
"Time to wine down."
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Fine Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, what are you doing this fall? 'Cause I'd like to make you part of the season's harvest.
"Sip happens."
"Will you accept this rosé?"
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
"Partners in wine."
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
Which mammal absolutely loves Merlot and Cabernet?
The Wineoceros.
Why do we love wine puns?
Because they're grape!
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"Read between the wines."
Like a pro wrestler in a headlock, I’m indulging in a little Sham pain.
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
Party Host: Would you like to try some mulled wine?
Party Guest: I'll have to think it over...
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Here for the right riesling."
Somehow they knew I wanted champagne. It was chilling.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
I hear you like wine, too. Grape minds think alike.
"Say you'll be wine."
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"You had me at merlot."
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
"No wine left behind."
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
"I mead more wine."
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!