My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
What’s the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
Vegetarians can't eat anything with beans in. They don't eat food with a pulse.
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!