Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
Which book will be preferred by a man who sells milk? Cream and Punishment.
What do you call yogurt that is terrified of other dairy products? A cow-ard!
Which religious figure does dairy products worship? Cheese-us!
What do you call a very feminine cow that likes to be in charge? The Dairy Queen.
Why did no one drink the youngest milk? Its parents spoiled it.
Milk is the fastest drink on the planet. It's pasteurized before you even see it.
I introduced chocolate to milk. They did a chocolate milk shake.
What did the expired milk say after being picked up way past its due date? It was well beyond their wildest creams.
What do you get when you drink milk
A moostache
What’s a milk’s favorite fruit? Cow-conuts.
What kind of milk do people drink in Mexico? Soy milk.
My pet cow thinks she produces almond milk. She must be nuts.
What do you call a cow that only produces almond milk? One that went nuts.
Why do workers at the dairy factory always need a charger? Their milk is stuck at 1%.
What if soy milk is just regular milk that's trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
My milk found all these jokes to be pretty fun. He said they were a-moo-sing!
Why is milk taller than you?
Because it's always pasteurize
What does a cow say to milk? I am your mother.
I'm worried that the milk I got this morning was from a cloned cow. It tasted exactly like the milk I had yesterday.
If there was a material made of milk which could store electricity...
...it would be called buttery.
How do you know if milk is expired? The smell is dairy bad!
Where did the milk write everything about her life? In her dairy.
The doctor advised I tried a milk bath. I asked if it needs to be pasteurized. No, just above the knees she replied.
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.