Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it though. I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
The bartender asks, "Why have you got a fried egg on your head?"
The man replies, "Because boiled eggs fall off."
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
What's an egg's favorite tree?
A y-oak tree.
I never count my chickens before they're hatched.
Because they're eggs.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
Eggs - the original boneless chicken.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?
By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, "Let me give you a bit of advice. You can't make an omelette..."
"Without breaking eggs?" I finished for him.
"No. You can't make an omelette," he said, as he scraped it into the bin.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs?
An egg-oholic.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.