What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
How can you spot a fashionista donut?
They’re into all the latest glazes.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce.
It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do you call a pastry that is a priest?
A Holy Donut!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.