Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What did an angry donut say to his wife?
Donut talk to me.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!