Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.