Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.