What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.