Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!