What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.