Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
This zombie kept cutting the line so I gave her a piece of my mind.
She said it was yummy.
What kind of makeup do zombies wear?
Mas-scare-a.
What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!