Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.