How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
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