Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!