Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.