What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.