What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
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