Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.