What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
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