Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
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