Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
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