Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
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