What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.