A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.