How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
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