What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.