Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
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