A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Go to BabaMail
