Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
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