Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
What happens when Bigfoot gets lost in the fog?
He is mist!
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
The abdominable snowman.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What does Bigfoot say when he sees campers in sleeping bags?
- Yum, Hot Pockets!
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What kind of vehicle does Bigfoot drive?
A big toe-truck.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
How is Big Foot so good at rock climbing?
He always finds the biggest footholds.
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
How does Bigfoot stay in shape?
It does Sas-squats.
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
Because they're killer comedians.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
Big Foot has been spotted throwing tantrums and talking back to his parents.
No wonder they call him the Sassquatch.
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Hear about the race between the Yeti and the Sasquatch?
The Sasquatch won, by a big foot.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
How do yetis stay regular?
They always know wendigo.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Go to BabaMail
