Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
A barber, a hairdresser, and Bigfoot walk into a bar...
You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What do they call Bigfoot in Europe?
Bigmeter.
What do you call a Yeti Gardener?
A hairy potter.
What does the Yeti do when he is tired?
Himalaya down.
I've always wondered if it was easy to catch Bigfoot...
I was relieved when my doctor told me it wasn't a disease.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.