What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Come witch me to the party.
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