What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Come witch me to the party.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.