How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
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