Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Witch you were here.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?