Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!