Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.