"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Werewolves love their fast food.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.