Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.